Our Mission
At Keto Crash Out, we’re here to blow up the boring, prissy health trends and fuel transformation with unapologetic boldness. Health doesn’t have to suck, and weight loss doesn’t have to mean kale and misery. We’re not just a drink; we’re a war cry—a rebellion against the fluff and the status quo. With every sip, we ignite your fire, fuel your hustle, and prove that you can crash out responsibly without settling for bland.
Our team
Christophe Michaels
Dr. MixWell
“From Health Scare to a New Beginning: My Personal Weight Loss Journey”
On November 5th, I weighed 333 pounds. By December 29th, I was down to 289 pounds. That’s over 43 pounds in less than two months. Looking back, it feels surreal. But at the time, I didn’t set out on some big weight loss journey. It all began with a health scare.
The Start of a Transformation
I had been struggling with pain and discomfort that eventually landed me in the hospital—three times. After my second visit, the doctors finally told me what was wrong: gallstones. It was a wake-up call, but even then, I hadn’t changed my diet. Life was chaotic, and making drastic changes felt overwhelming.
After the diagnosis, I started seeing my doctor regularly, monitoring my health and trying to make sense of what was happening. Then came my third visit to the hospital, triggered by something so simple: a salad with dressing. The dressing flared up my gallbladder, and I found myself back in pain. It was frustrating and disheartening, but that visit turned out to be a turning point in ways I didn’t expect.
The Unexpected Revelation
Each time I saw my doctor, he gave me surprising news: I was losing weight. After my first visit, I dropped 7 pounds. By the next visit, I had lost another 10 pounds. At first, I was shocked. I hadn’t made any major changes, so how could this be happening? Even with my gallbladder flaring up and my diet still in need of an overhaul, the pounds were coming off.
I couldn’t help but think back to the drink I had been making for myself—a simple mixture I created to feel better. It wasn’t meant to be a weight loss drink, but the results were undeniable. As I connected the dots, I started to wonder: Could it really be the drink?
A Conversation That Changed Everything
The last time I visited the doctor, I was sent to speak with a dietitian. At first, we talked about prescribing me weight loss medication, like Ozempic. But as I shared my story, something shifted. She listened carefully, asked me about my habits, and then said something that surprised me:
“You’re already doing the work. You’re informed, and you’re losing weight without medication. You don’t need it.”
Hearing those words was empowering. Even the nurses in the clinic were curious—they kept asking, “What on earth are you doing to lose so much weight?” Their excitement and disbelief made me realize just how far I had come. I wasn’t just losing weight; I was proving to myself and others that transformation was possible.
The Birth of KETO CRASH OUT
After that visit, I became even more determined to understand what was happening. I went on a deep dive, researching every ingredient in my drink and perfecting the formula. What started as a casual experiment became a carefully crafted tool—a drink designed to support fat burning, fuel my body, and give me the energy to keep going.
I also made the changes I had been avoiding. I revamped my diet, focusing on a keto-friendly lifestyle that worked alongside my drink. The results were incredible—not just on the scale, but in how I felt. I had energy, confidence, and control. I wasn’t just surviving—I was thriving.
What I Learned Along the Way
1. Challenges Can Spark Transformation: My gallstones were a painful challenge, but they pushed me to take control of my health in ways I never thought possible.
2. You Don’t Always Need Medication: Sometimes, the best medicine is listening to your body and giving it what it truly needs.
3. The Power of Persistence: I didn’t have all the answers at first, but I kept going, learning, and improving until I found what worked.
My Message to You
Today, that drink is called KETO CRASH OUT. It’s more than a drink—it’s a movement. It’s about fueling your body, burning the fluff, and proving that you’re capable of incredible things. If my journey has taught me anything, it’s this: When life gets hard, don’t give up. Crash out responsibly, and see what you’re truly made of.


Jamira Lloyd
Marketing Director
She never lost weight never needed to lose weight. SIGH. She a marketing genius though and we love her here.


